irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...