Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...