Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...