Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Car Acronyms
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Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...