TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...