How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...