Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...