Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Answers To Everything
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...