The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!