50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...