The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...