There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
The Big Pencil
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One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
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It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
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A Miracle
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A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Carstianity
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