Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...