The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...