Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!