There was just a dog fight
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Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
I’m gaining weight doctor
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Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Let’s see the world
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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...