School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...