Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...