your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...