Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...