Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...