Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...