Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...