Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...