What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...