Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...