Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...