Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...