Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...