You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...