Not the best day.
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
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On the airline.
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The AOL Car
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The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...