Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...