Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...