The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...