The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...