Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!