Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...