The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
English language
|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let’s...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...