Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....