Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...