The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...