The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...