La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...