Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...