How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...