He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...