My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...