Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...