Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...