Where is the French border?
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Deck of Cards
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Testing a new recruit
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I Want Some Milk
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If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Visiting a rural farm
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The Break-in!
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Redneck Jedi
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
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