The Apple Corps!
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Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
I didn’t get any money this time
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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Bunch of good one-liners
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Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...